Tony’s Gay Agenda
Spy Hop Productions presents the premieres of four films by the Utah youth of today, and produced over the last year through the intensive program PitchNic. Find out who could very well be the next Jesse Pepe, Frank Feldman, Dustin Lance Black, or Elizabeth Banks (I needed a woman…that’s who I came up with, so sue me!)
5Thursday — PitchNic World Premiere
Jeanne Wagner Theatre, Rose Wagner Center, 138 W. 300 South, 7:30pm. Tickets $8, arttix.org
“Sailors on leave during World War II start the show off with a bang” Ballet West tantalizes our senses and, for me and Joshua Jones at least, our libido. Opening night of Iconic Classics includes a red carpet welcome, post-show dessert reception, live music and prize drawings. Next, “revel” in Repertory Dance Theatre’s glory when they celebrate its alumni dancers and choreographers.
6Friday — Iconic Classics
Capitol Theatre, 50 W. 200 South, times vary, through Nov. 14. Ticket prices $19-87, on 11/6 only $64-122, arttix.org
19Thursday — Revel
Jeanne Wagner Theatre, Rose Wagner Center, 138 W. 300 South, 7:30pm, through Nov. 21. Tickets $30, arttix.org
Unfortunately I haven’t been staying abreast (I wish there was an emoticon for giggling) on new, up-and-coming music artists, so the majority of the lineup below was compiled using my keen eye for band member/singer hotness. And, well … The Front Bottoms? Really?!!
7Saturday — The Front Bottoms
The Complex, 536 W. 100 South, 6:30pm. Tickets $16.50 Adv/$20 Day Of, smithstix.com
10Tuesday — An Evening with Macy Gray
Liquid Joe’s, 1249 E. 3300 South, 7pm. Tickets $35 Adv/$40 Day Of, smithstix.com
20Friday — Modern Baseball
The Complex, 536 W. 100 South, 6pm. Tickets $13.50 Adv/$16 Day Of, smithstix.com
21Saturday — Dustin Lynch
The Depot, 400 S. Temple, 7:30pm. Tickets: $29.50 Adv/$35 Day Of, smithstix.com
— Toby Lightman
The Club @ 50 West, 50 W. Broadway, 8:30pm. Tickets $20, smithstix.com
22Sunday — The Chainsmokers
The Complex, 536 W. 100 South, 7pm. Tickets $17 Adv/$22 Day Of, smithstix.com
Get your holiday shopping started today, and in the spirit of giving, your purchases will benefit animal rescue. Check out local handmade gifts, jewelry, baked and jarred goods and other gifts for the family including your own Toto or Liza or Roxie Poodle Nose.
14Saturday — Howliday Bazaar
The Family Dog, 4050 S. 2700 East, Holladay, 10am-4pm. Free, utahbassethoundrescue.com
A sex symbol of his time, the “dreamy” Tab Hunter wooed the women, and daresay a few men? The actor/singer “outed” by Hollywood? Find out his true proclivities in this biographic film. I wonder what would happen if Hollywood tried to out Meryl Streep, I mean the bitch wears Prada. Anyhoo, her new film about women’s suffrage is almost ironic, I mean hasn’t the bitch suffered enough with all her Oscars, Golden Globes and trillions of dollars … Oh wait, she’s being screwed by Nobel.
6Friday — Tab Hunter Confidential
Tower Theatre, 876 E. 900 South, times vary. Tickets $6.75-9.25, saltlakefilmsociety.org
13Friday — Suffragette
Broadway Centre Cinemas, 111 E. Broadway, times vary. Tickets $6.75-9.25, saltlakefilmsociety.org
Pioneer Theatre Company stages an Irish-style Hatfield and McCoy story. It’s funny though, the title seems to indicate a story about golf. Phew! Anyhoo, written by Academy and Pulitzer winner for Moonstruck and Doubt (the movie version starred that poor, withering bitch Streep) John Patrick Shanley, the show asks and answers ‘is it eternal love?’ And Pygmalion Productions stages an outrageous comedy about the harrowing suffrage of Hollywood actors. But this one is about Barbra Streisand … now she has definitely suffered, have you seen the schnoz?
1Sunday — Outside Mullingar
Pioneer Theatre, 300 S. 1400 East, UofU, times vary, through Nov. 14. Tickets $25-49, pioneertheatre.org
6Friday — Buyer and Cellar
Black Box Theatre, Rose Wagner Center, 138 W. 300 South, 7:30pm Fri-Sat, 2pm Sun, through Nov. 21. Tickets $15-20, arttix.org