Gay Agenda

Tony’s Gay Agenda

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The following two events are celebrations of first, the founding of our great nation (that will soon be run by a woman … thank you, Monica!), and second, the founding of the much needed greater state of Utah … thank you David Archuleta! These days of festivity are honored througout the state, from public parks to gay bars, in which debauchery and unwise decisions abound. Go Utahomos!!

4Monday — 4th of July Celebration

23Saturday — Pioneer Days Celebration


Among the lineup of fabulous concert performances this month will be Eve 6 and Panic! At the Disco. But I must confess that if Pansy Pap Smear was to be a special guest with Dolly Parton it would zip up every queer squirrel’s nuts and be like watching, with Weezer, “breasticle” sumo wrestling to “Dancing Queen,” Just saying’!  

1Friday — Arrival—The Music of ABBA

Sandy Amphitheater, 1300 E. 9400 South, Sandy, 8pm. Tickets $17-27,

3Sunday — Squirrel Nut Zippers

Snow Park Amphitheater, 2250 Deer Valley Dr South, 7pm. Tickets $40,

6Monday — The Queers

Metro Bar, 615 W. 100 South, 8pm. Tickets $12/Adv-14/Day of Show,

23Thursday — Letlive.

The Complex, 536 W. 100 South, 6pm. Tickets $17/Adv-20/Day of Show,

26Tuesday — Dolly Parton

UCCU Center, 800 W. University Pkwy, Orem, 7:30pm. Tickets $75-100,

— Weezer and Panic! At the Disco

USANA Amphitheatre, 5125 S. 6400 South, WVC, 7pm. Tickets $40-157,

29Wednesday — Eve 6

Metro Bar, 615 W. 100 South, 8pm. Tickets $15/Adv-20/Day of Show,


The two flicks noted here are attributed to my besties Donna and Michelle. Now, while their ears may be long, and Michelle may squat a pee pretty much anywhere in Brooklyn, “Weiner-Dog” is not directly based on them. They just happen to have two absolutely fabulous dachshunds, appropriately named Patsy and Edina. These two wild, boisterous females love their cigs, pills and booze, and bark with an English accent … ummm, the dogs, not my besties, of course!

8Friday — Weiner-Dog

Broadway Centre Cinemas, 111 E. 300 South, times vary, through … depends on how “long” it is. Tickets $6.75-9.25

22Friday — Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie

Theaters and times vary, through … depends on how fabulous it is. Tickets $6.75-9.25


Well pour some sugar on me, sticky and sweet, “Rock of Ages” is a-rock’n the Park City stage this month. And for you Millennials, the Egyptian Theatre cast will definitely give it to you “any way you want it.” Well, maybe only with Bieber and Lovato Bitmojis. Enjoy!

1Friday — Rock of Ages

Egyptian Theatre, 328 Main St, Park City, times vary, through July 24. Tickets $39-65,


Aug. 8, Culture Club, Red Butte Garden,

Aug. 12, Park City Arts Festival,

Aug. 20, Josh Groban, USANA Amphitheatre,

Sep. 10, 2016 Utah Pride Center Golf Classic,

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