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The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear
The tale of Ice, Ice Baby
The road to Mandalay is fraught with danger and excitement. Last week, I looked at the weather forecast — slushy…
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The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear
A tale of snow angels
The road to Sundance is fraught with danger and excitement. Before the pandemic shut everything down, The Matrons of Mayhem…
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The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear
The tale of a drag queen jet ski
The road to the hot spring is fraught with danger and excitement. I love soaking in hot springs. I enjoy…
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The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear
The tale of a Butter Ball
The road to Thanksgiving dinner is fraught with danger and excitement. At long last, it’s Autumn and gratefully, the unbearably…
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The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear
The Tale of the Highway to Hell
The road to Hell is fraught with danger and excitement. Many moons ago, eleven moons to be exact, I was…
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The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear
The tale of breasticles and undies and bears, Oh My!
The road to camping with bears is fraught with danger and excitement. Last month I had the opportunity to go…
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The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear
The tale of a campy queen
The road to the national forest is fraught with danger and excitement. It’s summer and time to head for the…
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The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear
The tale of a potted petunia
The road to the Utah Pride Festival is fraught with danger and excitement. “June is bustin’ out all over,” and…
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The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear
A tale of lamb chops
The road to an Easter basket is fraught with danger and excitement. It’s Easter week and there are endless scenes…
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The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear
A tale of a geisha boy
The road to Tokyo is fraught with danger and excitement. A long, long time ago, I went to Japan to…
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