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The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear
The tale of Mrs. Pap Smear goes to Washington.
The road to our nation’s capital is fraught with danger and excitement. I recently had the opportunity to go on…
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The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear
A tale of a flight of fancy
The road to Washington, DC, is fraught with danger and excitement. Last month, while I was watching a 4th of…
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The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear
The tale of fat-bottomed girls
The road to Lagoon is fraught with danger and excitement. I’m so excited about the upcoming Gay Day at Lagoon,…
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The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear
A tale of bingo and glitter and studs, Oh My!
The road home from bingo is fraught with danger and excitement. Everybody knows that April showers bring May flowers. So,…
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The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear
A tale of to float or not to float? That is the question.
The road to the Pride parade is fraught with danger and excitement. Finally, the grips of this endless winter have…
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The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear
The tale of studs
The road to summer driving is fraught with danger and excitement. Finally, it looks like the never-ending winter of 2023…
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The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear
The tale of a homo on the range
The road to Wyoming is fraught with danger and excitement. Once upon a time, many, many bingos ago, I had…
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The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear
The Tale of Powerball
The road to Idaho is fraught with danger and excitement. Recently, the lottery jackpot got up to more than one…
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The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear
The tale of Ice, Ice Baby
The road to Mandalay is fraught with danger and excitement. Last week, I looked at the weather forecast — slushy…
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The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear
A tale of snow angels
The road to Sundance is fraught with danger and excitement. Before the pandemic shut everything down, The Matrons of Mayhem…
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