Petunia Pap Smear
A tale of a dead horse
The road to the Grand Canyon is fraught with danger and excitement. In August, after the smoldering and steaming mass…
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A tale of indecent eruptions
The road home from Yellowstone National Park is fraught with danger and excitement. Let me continue the story I began…
Read More » A tale of vacation boyfriends
The road to Yellowstone National Park is fraught with danger and excitement. Last month I put on opera-length driving gloves,…
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The tale of a whore in church
The road to heaven is fraught with danger and excitement. Many years ago, the Reverend Bruce Barton and Mr. Pap…
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A Tale of Taco Tuesdays
The road to home from choir practice is fraught with danger and excitement. I am privileged to be a member…
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A tale of driving Miss Petunia
The road to the potato field is fraught with danger and excitement. As you may know, when I was just…
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A tale of the straight and narrow
The road to walking the straight and narrow is fraught with danger and excitement. Two months ago I told you…
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A tale of when Hell froze over
The road to being in heat is fraught with danger and excitement. It was a dark and stormy night, in…
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A tale of queens that go boom at the bingo
The road to the bingo hall of fame is fraught with danger and excitement. As many of you know, I…
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The tale of a dizzy queen
The road home from bingo is fraught with danger and excitement. A few months ago, I was dead tired after…
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