The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear
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The tale of a potted petunia
The road to the Utah Pride Festival is fraught with danger and excitement. “June is bustin’ out all over,” and…
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A tale of lamb chops
The road to an Easter basket is fraught with danger and excitement. It’s Easter week and there are endless scenes…
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A tale of a geisha boy
The road to Tokyo is fraught with danger and excitement. A long, long time ago, I went to Japan to…
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A tale of studs
The road to the hot springs is fraught with danger and excitement. As many of you may know, I co-host…
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The tale of the ice queen cometh
The road to the hot spring is fraught with danger and excitement. I went to Crystal Hot Springs resort on…
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A tale of bottoms up
The road to old age is fraught with danger and excitement. My primary care doctor has been nagging me for…
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A tale of Naked Boys
The road to the theater is fraught with danger and excitement. A few weeks ago, I was surfing the internet,…
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The tale of a baker’s dozen
The road to the state capitol is fraught with danger and excitement. A couple of years ago, I needed some…
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A tale of life on a rollercoaster
The road to the amusement park is fraught with danger and excitement. After having to cancel the annual Q Lagoon…
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Petunia: The tale of a loser
The road to winning the lottery is fraught with danger and excitement. Last month I related the tale of traveling…
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