The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear
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Petunia Pap Smear: A tale of a quarantined queen
The road to Covid safety is fraught with danger and excitement. It’s been a long and lonely winter. Since I…
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Petunia Pap Smear: A tale of super-spreader events
The road to excellent potato chips is fraught with danger and excitement. Here I sit, all alone in Chateaux Pap…
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Petunia Pap Smear: The tale of attempted murder most fowl
The road to Sugar House Park is fraught with danger and excitement. Being stuck here at Chateau Pap Smear during…
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Petunia Pap Smear: The tale of a new year’s kiss
The road to a New Year’s kiss is fraught with danger and excitement. A few years ago, in preparation for…
Read More » Petunia Pap Smear: A tale of a dead horse
The road to the Grand Canyon is fraught with danger and excitement. In August, after the smoldering and steaming mass…
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Petunia Pap Smear: A tale of indecent eruptions
The road home from Yellowstone National Park is fraught with danger and excitement. Let me continue the story I began…
Read More » Petunia Pap Smear: A tale of vacation boyfriends
The road to Yellowstone National Park is fraught with danger and excitement. Last month I put on opera-length driving gloves,…
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Petunia Pap Smear: The tale of a whore in church
The road to heaven is fraught with danger and excitement. Many years ago, the Reverend Bruce Barton and Mr. Pap…
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Petunia Pap Smear: A Tale of Taco Tuesdays
The road to home from choir practice is fraught with danger and excitement. I am privileged to be a member…
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Petunia Pap Smear: A tale of driving Miss Petunia
The road to the potato field is fraught with danger and excitement. As you may know, when I was just…
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