The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear
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The tale of studs
The road to summer driving is fraught with danger and excitement. Finally, it looks like the never-ending winter of 2023…
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The tale of a homo on the range
The road to Wyoming is fraught with danger and excitement. Once upon a time, many, many bingos ago, I had…
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Petunia’s Perils are Now in Paperback, Hardcover & Kindle
Petunia Pap Smear has been writing and publishing her perils in QSaltLake Magazine for 15 years. That’s over 175 columns…
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The Tale of Powerball
The road to Idaho is fraught with danger and excitement. Recently, the lottery jackpot got up to more than one…
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The tale of Ice, Ice Baby
The road to Mandalay is fraught with danger and excitement. Last week, I looked at the weather forecast — slushy…
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A tale of snow angels
The road to Sundance is fraught with danger and excitement. Before the pandemic shut everything down, The Matrons of Mayhem…
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The tale of a drag queen jet ski
The road to the hot spring is fraught with danger and excitement. I love soaking in hot springs. I enjoy…
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The tale of a Butter Ball
The road to Thanksgiving dinner is fraught with danger and excitement. At long last, it’s Autumn and gratefully, the unbearably…
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The Tale of the Highway to Hell
The road to Hell is fraught with danger and excitement. Many moons ago, eleven moons to be exact, I was…
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The tale of breasticles and undies and bears, Oh My!
The road to camping with bears is fraught with danger and excitement. Last month I had the opportunity to go…
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